AREEVADER CHI

Guys

I'm in Italy RIGHT now. It's like California but no rock n roll and no burgers. You'd think that'd be bad but this place rules. I've never been a huge fan of Italians because they used to yell at my soccer games and they wear shirts that say they're the best, but they truly have a lot to brag about. Everyone here dresses nice, even the truck drivers. They feed you until you barf then feed you more and then you have a nice poo. Coffee and wine all the time.