Hear about that beaver dam that can be seen from space? I'm fine with the aliens thinking we're a planet of beavers. When they get here armed with specially designed plastic anti-beav weaponry, we'll be hiding in our best tanks with our best machine guns ready for a good fight.
Hear about the volcano erupting in Iceland that you can see from space? I got no problem with aliens thinking our planet is covered in fire mountains. Come on in boys, but I hope you brought your pick axes and heat suits.
Hear about the big oil spill that you can see from space? I got no problem with luring the aliens here with precious oil and when they get here, we show them a good time in our most exotic locales, then use their technology to clean it all up.
Hear about the NYC car bomb? Only in New York!
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