I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER MY SUMMERS AT CAMP KETCHUP

On Saturday Andy and I pretended we were pilots and did some gaffs in front of a crowd at Comedy Bar. This was the first time we've done our own Jet Fighter Pilots show and overall things went pretty well. TOP GUN NIGHTS was met with wonder and enjoyment and nobody disappeared into thin air so far as I know.

To get ahead in today's business world, one must have a comprehensive understanding of all things web 2.0. As an expert in the field (and just a plain fan!), I've been able to grow a veritable business empire (we make bedsheets that look like Hawaiian shirts) and would love to pass on some insider info I've recently retained. To better understand your clients and their needs, I offer you a sneak preview of some upcoming technologies that are bound to be the next Twixter.

New Social Media

Moopsy 'Do - Take a picture of your haircut and create your own unique profile pic. Start networking with other cool hair without anyone judging your face. Share info on gels, sprays, 'poos, oils, combs, beads, mousse, clips, dyes, and bald.

ClamShare - An online directory and social networking site where users share credit card information and buy stuff on each other's dime. Post a picture of your monthly statement, which when added to the site, becomes part of a Darth Vader mosaic.

FoxxLive - Everyone is Jamie Foxx in the unique online community. Does your Jamie like curry? Does he play drums sometimes? What's his favourite dinosaur? Interact with other Jamies and live the life of a man with limitless talent.

Old Internet - Users work together to make an old Internet, featuring a real good guestbook and free email address.

Ritter - Share your memories or John Ritter in 140 characters or less.

I was going to erase that last one, but I'm not a quitter. Here are things I've quit - weight training class in high school, stock market project in high school, swimming lessons, French class and tomatoes.