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March 20, 2013

DON'T BOTHER WITH THE LIPS, CONCENTRATE ON EMPHASIZING THE NECK

CAPTION CONTEST

My intern, Jeremy, intercepted a bunch of hot new images off the photo wire so you know what that means -- caption contest and a roast duck dinner! You're not invited for duck, but you can try to beat my captions. If you successfully beat any of them, you can have Jeremy and his really good headphones that he won't let anyone else wear because he's too scared they'll stretch. He's got a small head.

The third Garfield with the original Dave

Future surfer!

The problem the real Will Hunting solved


The government should be concerned that this is for aliens

Every boy's dream!

"I shouldn't have eaten meatballs before the photo shoot"

Not possible pre-1999

TIME Magazine

Do NOT drink and drive
Okay, so "Jeremy" is actually a code word for me. I don't have any employees yet but I wish I do because I need someone to get new toner for my printer. You know how frustrating is it to shop for toner? Call me when we're going out for jeans. Anyway, if you have a small head it means you can't lend anyone headphones or sunglasses because they'll stretch.

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