CHANGING THE WAY PEOPLE THINK ABOUT DEAD DOGS

In honour of 4/20, I had my staff compile exclusive snaps the world's most famous stones doing what they do best. Got the munchies yet? ahahaha. 

 Don't get into any mischief today, just have some puffs and then dream about your ideal universe. Mine is FULL of cold drinks. 

This would also be a good time for you to re-visit last year's 420 bonus pack. Surgeon's General Warning - it may make you think your bathtub is the Caspian Sea. If you find yourself in this position, stop, drop, and rolllllllllll another big one!

 

 Barack Obama, living legend

 Ed Westwick (Gossip Girl), 2009's hottest desire

 Jerry Seinfeld, sitcom guru

Alex Trebek, interrogator

 

Jay Leno, vaudeville

Canadian Tire Monty

GET THE BABY, THE MILK'S EXITING MY EAR

420 BONUS PACK

Today is April 20th, or "420", the day marijuana users go on the Internet to let everyone know that it's April 20th. It's only fair since alcoholics have St. Patrick's day and heroin addicts have Christmas.

Anyway, since pot makes funny things funnier, and colourful things more delicious, I've put together a little package of stuff to take you on a trip, man. This is for potheads everywhere in this Waterworld of ours.


Heart of Gold is the most beautiful song





A cake made of pancakes




Since there are an infinite number of numbers, there's a number that's your name







Is your doggy the alien?





What if Wired Magazine is right?

We're all going to die someday

Your ancestors would not think highly of you

Feel your heart beating. What if it stops?


We're all just specks of shit on the universe's starry rear