GET THE BABY, THE MILK'S EXITING MY EAR

420 BONUS PACK

Today is April 20th, or "420", the day marijuana users go on the Internet to let everyone know that it's April 20th. It's only fair since alcoholics have St. Patrick's day and heroin addicts have Christmas.

Anyway, since pot makes funny things funnier, and colourful things more delicious, I've put together a little package of stuff to take you on a trip, man. This is for potheads everywhere in this Waterworld of ours.


Heart of Gold is the most beautiful song





A cake made of pancakes




Since there are an infinite number of numbers, there's a number that's your name







Is your doggy the alien?





What if Wired Magazine is right?

We're all going to die someday

Your ancestors would not think highly of you

Feel your heart beating. What if it stops?


We're all just specks of shit on the universe's starry rear