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Last week's caption contest was a HUGE success. I'd like to annouce the winner:

Scott Flart of Aukland, New Zealand, who wrote to me via "Snail" Mail and provided the following:

"We both pooed our pants wararawawarararara."

Thanks Scott and all our contestants!

Here is your quote of the day brought to you by Gatorade and Converse Shoes Incorporated. It's from 1996's "Fear", the story of a goody two shoes who starts dating a real bad boy who doesn't get along with her dad:

Nicole Walker (Reese Witherspoon): Isn't this the car they stopped making 'cause it, I don't know, blows up or something?
David McCall (Mark Wahlberg): Guess that's why I got her.

He smokes, he drinks and he ONLY buys cars that have a tendency to blow up. That was fun. See you tomorrow.