BAM BAM BIGELOW'S DAD RICHARD

When I read the news in the morning I always hope that the headline is going to be about aliens. Why don't you? You probably wash your face with shampoo and cut your toe nails with expensive knives that do a really good job and you don't let your kids use it but if your boss asked you'd give it to him and then not buy a new one. You probably eat ribs with no sauce. Right? Right? YEAH