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June 10, 2011

CUTEST GLUE BOY I'VE EVER SNEEZED ON

It's Friday, and you know what that means -- half price appetizers and bottomless milks at Scoopy's and another edition of...

...ISN'T IT STUPID THAT...

Isn't it stupid that JEOPARDY's concept is simpler than even classic card game "Get the Most Diamonds", but because folk have to answer in the form of a question, everyone's all like "Fresh!". I'd much prefer it if they took their big hook more seriously. Here are some real Jeopardy questions:

Q: Bigfoot

A: What is the 80's third best vehicle


Q: Steve Yzerman

A: Who is the world's sexiest man.


Q: Overalls

A: What is the best choice of clothes for someone who hates shirts but has bad nips.


Q: Computers

A: What is in a robot's brain?


The category for all of those would be "A Teenager's Bedroom"

Final Jeopardy:

Q: Scoopy's
A: Who's got the best fried raisins in town while also offering free dominoes?

On Jeopardy you win money, but on Real Jeopardy you get a copy of Scoopy's 2011 Naked Ladies of The Grill calendar, a pretty nice bracelet and any shoes you want.

There you have it, my resumé.

BONUS TRACK

Seven, it's seven o'clock
the hottest time to rock

lyrics and music by Yours Truly


Featuring the smash hit "Baby, Don't Go Down That Hole".

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