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Happy New Year! It's now 2010, a cool sounding year if I ever heard one. Here are my resolutions:

1. Get the word I made up "Kiggyroon" into the dictionary. It means "to watch Lord of the Rings while eating sour keys".
2. Make a prototype of my invention "The Beach Pillow".
3. Unplug that lava lamp finally.
4. Crust more food with ground up Corn Flakes.
5. Stop calling all my friends "Lobsters" behind their backs.
6. Wear more jewelry.
7. Decide once and for all whether or not I like the Smashing Pumpkins
8. Befriend a time lord, alien, wizard or butcher.

Some of you are probably real hungover right now, so here's a soothing homemade video to ease the mind, body and soul: