Anyway, forget all that. It won't be on your test and it won't make you cool with the skateboarders. I talked to Steve Jobs (the coolest babysitter I ever had) just before the big unveiling and he told me all the potential names they didn't end up using and who got fired for suggesting them:
Biblio Franco, Product Developer, suggested the "Apple Daddy Smith", a play on a popular fruit variety, changing "Granny" to "Daddy" because in Biblio's words "I highly doubt a raisin-brained girl can operate this thing".
Marco Noonnmn, Public Affairs Officer, suggested "American iDol" because he likes the show. Everyone thought it was kind of cute but then he spent an entire week screaming at everyone that he isn't gay for some reason, repeating "how many bras do I have to snap to convince people otherwise?" over and over again. He took a new job at Quaker Oats, finding a second calling as an oat diver at their Chicago headquarters.
Gremelda Cake, PR Specialist wanted to call it "Steve MacScreen" for obvious reasons, and Jobs considered it until he realized she stole it from a popular fish taco joint out in San Diego that the locals really dig.
Check out this Far Side cartoon I made:
Valentine's is coming up, get those condoms on while you can!
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I laughed way harder than I probably should have at Marco Noonnmn. That comic didn't help the situation.
I'm glad that so far I'm underwhelmed by the iPad. It was something I saw myself buying just for the hell of it before the 'reveal'.
Now gimme some damn haggis.
hahahhaahah that comic is awesome.
and omg remember bra snapping!
I never snapped any bras. I was too shy.
That cartoon is too funny!!
i never had my bra snapped cause i never wore a bra. not cause i was a slutbag but because i had no boobies. worst!
still though, no future sags
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