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- Duke of Spook
- Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- I'm Glenn Macaulay, writer/comedian in Toronto, the jewel of Lake Ontario. If you arrived via Google Image search, welcome, and check out glennmacaulay.com for further self-promotion. This thing gets updated every time something scary happens to me.
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