DAILY REPLACEMENT HOROSCOPE
Feb. 23 2009
Trim your fingernails with the scissors from a Swiss Army Knife and if it's the kind that doesn't have scissors, use the little cute knife blade. Your band is no good, but if you add a clarinet to the horn section and change your name to "The PorcuFines", you'll be shitting gold records in no time. And if you see this guy on the street today:
Offer him some shirts.
If it's your birthday go home and call your family because they might have forgotten, you never know. You're getting old. These things happen when you become an adult and move out.
I wonder what I'm doing right now..........................
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