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February 26, 2009

WHILE I'M AWAY PART 4 - THE LEGEND CONTINUES SORT OF LIKE HARRY POTTER

In New York. According to the itinerary, we're going to Long Island to see an Islanders/Leafs game. I'm probably excited!


DAILY REPLACEMENT HOROSCOPE

Feb. 26, 2009

Start today off with a dip in the stream. Find some wild juniper berries to cleanse yourself and if you have callouses find some old bark for rubbin'. Legend has it that if you feed a mouse to a moose, the moose will instantly become your servant and you can ride it no problem. So do that too. And forget about the city, you hated it remember? That's why you sold everything and moved to the forest. People and doctors called you crazy. Look down at the suit of moss you're wearing. They were wrong weren't they? This is living!

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A MORON'S TAKE ON A HOCKEY GAME SIMILAR TO THE ONE I WILL BE ATTENDING TONIGHT BUT I WON'T BE AN IDIOT

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