FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN, PLEASE DON'T WEAR YOUR BONNET TONIGHT

Let's forget about celebrities dying for a second. That stuff is all over our fair Internet. You deserve a break this weekend -

First, you're going to get in one of these:

Then you're going to crank up the stereo and enjoy the smooth sounds of:

When you get hungry you're going to reach back to the cooler you brought for a bag of:


And then make a stop to use this thing:

After which you stop at the side of the road to pick up:


Who steal the rest of your:

Because you fell asleep playing:

They escaped out the window using:

But you forget all about the whole ordeal because you brought along:

And time flies before you reach:

Party up!

When I was in grade 2 or something, I knew this kid who's dad worked for Pepsi-Frito Lay. They lived in this huge house that was always stocked with Pepsi and chips and they had the coolest stuff like skateboards and a Crocodile Mile. The funny thing is that if I knew someone who had all that stuff in present day, the 27 year old me would still be excited about the aforementioned amenities. "Times change. Values don't" - GMC Truck