FRIDAY UPDATE

Ok, so it's just past 1pm now and I'm slightly more awake than before. Seriously though, jalapenos are dangerous little guys. When I touched my nards I had actually already washed my hands, so I guess there was still some residue. Good thing I didn't touch my eyeball or even my anus for that matter. Sorry, but it's true. But why would I be touching my anus? HA. Safe. It was never a threat to being with.

Now I'm associating the chili I made last night with not sleeping so I don't feel like eating any. That's total garbage. I wished I wanted some. I know it's good. Spicy kick. Meaty. Warm.