GOOD GOSH OH GEEZ

Here's a Halloween shot. If you don't know what's going on here and who we are then you can go back to the cave you were living in (in 1991), start a fire, roast me something savoury, come back, give me the meal and then I'll tell you what it's all about.

Halloween was pretty good. All weekend all I ate was candy and meat. I topped it off on Sunday by eating KFC. Here's a report:

I'm now never going to eat KFC or Taco Bell again. Probably. I'm getting to an age where if I ate crappy things I feel it big time. I feel it all over. My stomach, my brain, my butt, everywhere. I used to love Taco Bell and KFC more than anything and I hated it when people were like "ahhhhh how can you eat that!", to which I would reply in all seriousness, "it's not like it's going to kill me you idiot." Now I'm one of those people and my fantasies of being a boy my whole life have evaporated like summer dew on a warm July mid-morning. Now I know how Peter Pan felt when he decided to go to college because he finally felt it was time for him to have sex. The pirates told him about it. He didn't understand boobs at first, but then he saw a picture and got red-in-the-face horny.

This weekend was really busy. I partied on Halloween, then spent all day Saturday shooting a video and then all day Sunday editing the video. I need a haircut to go with my fresh baby face. The beard is gone. I miss it. My face is smaller. You know in the Simpsons when Homer shaves and he looks different? That's what I always think of when I shave. That and "The Great Outdoors" when Ackroyd is clipping his nose hair.

Happy November. This month you can expect more fun and games, more complaining about the weather no doubt, video game reviews, recipes and some really great stuff you can do with the kids. I'll be having my annual November Subjective Photo Romp around the 16th where you send in a photo based on a word that I provide and I judge the best one. Last year the word was "jugular" and some chick won because she sent in a really cool photo of her trip to the aquarium. Why'd she win? I forget.