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June 12, 2009

TREATS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST (FIGS)

The worst clothing I've seen in a while is all that Ed Hardy stuff. It's like they combined everything that's been bad about clothes post 9/11 into a disgusting garbage pile of douche-wear. I think Ed Hardy will go the way of Zubaz when all is said and done.

Whoa! In between that last period and the word "Whoa!" I did some Internet searching and found that the Zubaz company is still up and running - http://shop.zubaz.com/. That's crazy. Maybe I'm wrong about the whole Ed Hardy thing - if Zubaz can still sell fresh gear unironically, then perhaps it has a chance. Sorry Ed - your brand of tattoo sparkle wear may stand the test of time. Or maybe not. Check this photo out:

In 15 years you'll see this photo and think it's so perfectly dated, with the Ed Hardy shirt worn by the washed up reality TV dad.

FRIDAY MOVIE REVIEW FROM MY BATHROOM

Hi and welcome to my bathroom. I finally saw 2008's "Best Picture" - Slumdog Millionaire. Though impressed with the film's acting, direction and cinematography, I thought the story was sappy and stupid, except the beginning when the kids were running around being little rascals. If I were to take a bath with this movie I'd make sure to bring some extra soap along to clean the stink of cheese off my brain. If I were to brush my teeth with this movie, I'd make sure it contained proper of amounts of fluoride for stronger teeth. No get outta my bathroom!

FRIDAY FUN BAG

In the Fun Bag this week:

Sour Licorice Rope
1 Match Box Lamborghini Countach
Three balloons with nothing on them
A fresh pear
a dozen expired Sears Club Cards
and.....

Custody of baby Linda!

2 comments:

cara said...

there's another pic of jon gosselin out right now where he's wearing ed hardy jeans, and each back pocket has a roaring tiger on it. ugghhhhhhh

Duke of Spook said...

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

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