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July 15, 2009

A 'TIGER WOODS' IS MILK MIXED WITH BEER

Yesterday I took to the local cineplex for a screening of "Bruno", a movie about a fake gay guy who scares people with flamboyancy.

I really liked "Borat" because it was so silly while also holding a mirror up to American society reflecting an image that rednecks probably didn't like. But Bruno was pretty dumb the whole way through offering little in the way of intelligence. Even the scene where he goes out hunting with a bunch of hicks was disappointing. The down home hunters acted how anyone, regardless of sexual orientation, would've acted if a naked Austrian guy came into their tent at three in the morning, gay or not gay.

All that up there aside, there were still a few laughs and some good scenes, but it probably could have been way better, much like new flavours of Skittles.

So if you liked Borat a bit and have a date coming up, I'd recommend staying in and watching Aliens instead. It's a guaranteed a-ok and your date might grab your sex places in horror depending on how big of a scaredy waredy he or she is.

JON WATCH

Jon Gosselin has been gallivanting around French Riviera draped in sparkle tiger shirts, brandishing cigarettes and hanging off the arm of a 22 year old hussy who was once arrested for possession of weeeeeed. I always defended Jon, but I gotta question these latest moves. I hope he's only in this relationship for the bang banging because it's so clear that this young woman is in it for the fame, celebrity, cash, and riveted tattoo jungle shirts. It's rare that any woman under the age of 30 would get into a relationship with a man who has kids, let alone one with eight. And she's gotta be frightened of Kate, who may be a controlling cow, but at least appears as if she still wants to be a mother. If this new lady tries to step into her role she'd better watch out -

KATE VS. HAILEY GLASSMAN LIVE AT THE MGM GRAND. WINNER GETS CUSTODY OF LEAH, HANNAH AND AIDEN.

6 comments:

Mrs. Poland said...

"KATE VS. HAILEY GLASSMAN LIVE AT THE MGM GRAND. WINNER GETS CUSTODY OF LEAH, HANNAH AND AIDEN."

People would actually pay money to see that.
Super funny!

Duke of Spook said...

Kate has a lot of hate in her. Power of the dark side.

cara said...

jon and the new gf are both total losers. !!!!! he's going to lose all his kids probably.

i actually liked bruno's character better than borat. there were some funny parts (eg. him getting converted by the pastor, and the martial arts scene). i also liked the straight dave scene at the end but also found it disturbing too.

Duke of Spook said...

All those scenes you described were my favourites actually. Plus those two moron PR people who had trouble talking. AND the parents of the babies at the photoshoot

highwaisted said...

ugh how about the part where the penis pee hole talks to you.

GROSS

Duke of Spook said...

so gross!

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