Except I probably don't have a family riding with me.Imagine your dad bought a Sea Doo and was like "Everybody on!" and you're like "Why don't we just take turns?" and he goes "GET ON THE FUCKIN' THING. I DIDN'T BUY IT SO YOU COULD GO OUT ON THE LAKE BY YOURSELF WHILE I SIT ASHORE SCRATCHING MY NUTS. NOW SIT BEHIND YOUR SISTER AND WEDGE YOUR CROTCH AS HARD INTO HER ASS AS POSSIBLE. WE GOTTA FIT FOUR BODIES ON THIS DAMN THING!"
My family is close and all but you would never catch us riding four or five deep on a personal watercraft.
Whenever I picture vacations I just picture this:
That's not me though. I'm way stronger than him.
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